Motherhood....LOL

Since this is my first post, I might as well tell a little about myself. Most of you reading this probably know me well enough (umm, no laughing :P) but I will torture you once again with the details for those who don't know me so well (I know you want to :)  My name is Roxy (um, no it's not, but that story comes later. you'll just have to wait. haaa haa) I am a proud single mommy of 2 gorgeous boys ages 12 (Dylan) & 10 (Austin). The days they were born were the best days of my entire life.

Ummm, let's see, Motherhood...LOL. Ya, nobody prepares you for the day you meet these little people, look in their eyes (through a drug-induced haze due to the fact that they just ripped these cute little buggers from your terrified body), and saw Heaven.  It's a precious moment indeed. Although, by the same token, nobody prepares you for the day you take them home and they cry incessantly and you realize you have no clue why they are crying and where the heck is the nurse! She could figure this out...why didn't she come home with me dammit!  Are they hungry, cold, sleepy, colicky. wth??!! And you are too embarrassed to ask your Mom because you know she will say..."Well dear, you'll figure it out eventually. Every mommy knows their baby's cry and what he wants." LOL Where the heck did she learn THAT!! I guess it does come with time. And by the time they are 5 years old you know....oh wait a minute...you STILL don't know why they are CRYING!!!! Ahhhh, the joys of surviving Motherhood. Now you know why there are things like MOMMYPALOOZA where they sing songs like "Eat your Damn Spaghetti" and "I just want to Pee Alone". OMG.

Don't get me wrong, Motherhood isn't that horrifying...it's this cRaZy, WoNdErFuL, haPPy, eXausTinG journey of Love, Patience, Hope, Joy, crusTy BooGeRs & SuPeR gLuE. Can you tell I'm a BoyMom? Ya, the boogers and superglue are a daily occurence at my house. LOL Oh, and don't be surprised if I say LOL, LMAO, ROFLMBO, or just sometimes even !@#$% while describing Motherhood moments. Hey, venting is my therapy, ok. Isn't this why some totally AWESOME person created blogs in the first place? :P

More Mom adventures to come.....Stay tuned. :)